Comic questions for teachers on teacher's day. Six questions about the teacher. Of course, I was worried, you don't know what to expect.

Every year at the beginning of October we celebrate Teacher's Day. A teacher is one of the most important figures in the life of every person, because it depends on him not only with what baggage of knowledge, but also what kind of person you will enter adulthood.

To find out what today's students think about their teachers, we conducted a small survey among students from different schools.

“What do you think an ideal teacher should be?” We asked this question to Georgy Berandze, a 11th grade student of school No. 1. He answered this question as follows:

“The ideal teacher is the one who can inspire his student that he is a person, that he is a full-fledged member of society, that his views are shared and perceived in the right way, that he has the right to his opinion, and this opinion is listened to ... The ideal teacher should the first “contact” with the child, “select” the necessary material and “present” it in such a way that the child becomes interested.

What is the teacher's pride? Irina Snegovaya, a student of the 10th grade of school No. 7, answered this question as follows:

“The pride of a teacher lies in the love for students, the desire not only to help them fall in love and master your subject, but also to educate a person who knows how to choose his own path in life.”

The following question was asked to a 9th grade student of school No. 1 Anna Skorospelova

“If you were a teacher, what subject would you teach?” The answer was this:

"I would teach English language. Even though it is difficult, I really enjoy studying it because it inspires me. I also love to travel and study the history of other countries.”

“Why is the teaching profession so important and necessary?” Vladislav Skryabin, an 8th grade student of school No. 2, answered this question as follows:

“We come to school as unintelligent kids. The teacher takes us by the hand and leads us to knowledge. With him, we go through life for 11 years, experiencing our first ups and downs. We learn to read, write, learn a lot of new things. Teachers lead us along the road of knowledge, showing the route, and we develop it, try to go along it. And we succeed, because there are people nearby who you can always turn to for help and support, this is what the profession of a teacher is for!

We asked a 5th grade student of school No. 1 the question: “Do you think the profession of a teacher is eternal?”

The answer was:

“I think that this is an eternal profession, because no society can develop without a teacher.”

We asked the last question to a student who had just entered the threshold school knowledge- Sofya Zhuravleva, a first-grader from school No. 1: “What impression did your first teacher make on you?”
Sophia replied:

“Nadezhda Vladimirovna Mitrofanova made a lot of positive impressions on me. She is very kind, sensitive, caring and will always help in difficult times. I'm very happy to be in her class."

Dear our teachers! Congratulations on World Teacher's Day! We highly appreciate the generosity of your loving hearts, your patience and understanding, dedication and love for us - your students! We wish you good health, vivacity of body and spirit, joy from your hard work and every success in personal life! May you be surrounded by respect and love, benevolence and mercy, cheerfulness and our gratitude!

9th grade students high school No. 1 Polina Panikarova and Snezhanna Bogdanova

Being a teacher is one of the noblest professions. To learn more about the people of this profession, we have prepared questions for teachers on Teacher's Day. Many of the questions are rather difficult, even tricky, with a catch, while others are comic and funny. They are great for school interviews that can be done with teachers.

Look at this list for some questions to ask your teacher. You will like the way your school's teachers answer school questions.

Questions for Teachers on Teacher's Day

Is it true that children today have learned to write correctly?
What do teachers actually do in the staff room?
How do you deal with your dislikes and likes in class?
How should a young teacher behave if a student / high school student confesses his love to him?
What would you like to change in the teaching methods or approach to schooling?
Is it easy to be a teacher, what difficulties of this profession are the most difficult to endure?
What prompted you to become a teacher?
What do you like most about schooling and what do you hate the most?
If I had to choose again new profession Would you like to become a teacher?
Have you ever had a moment when you wanted to quit your job?
What's the dumbest or weirdest question you've ever been asked by a student?
What is the worst thing about the current education system?
What historical character would be the most boring when meeting in real life?
When did you get the idea to become a teacher?
Which teacher influenced your whole future life?
What key factors (features) helped you become a good teacher?
What is the most important advice want to give the child's parents an elementary school?
What do you know about your students?
If you could get something from the Minister of Education, what would it be?
Do teachers have other holidays besides school holidays?
What age of students is the most aggressive?
If you had to become a student of our school, who would be your favorite teacher?
Is there something you would like to teach students but can't do?
What's the funniest, most embarrassing thing that's happened to you during class?
Do you think that your profession affects the upbringing of your own children?
What is the hardest thing about being a teacher?
What was the worst thing you had while working with parents of students?
What are the signs that students are manipulating you?
What teaching mistake did you most regret?
Do you have school pets?
For the sake of revenge, can you lower a student's grade in exams?
Who is the most popular hero of our school?

Funny Questions for Teachers on Teacher's Day

If ham comes from pigs and beef comes from cows, then what animal does bread come from?
Why don't people on the other side of the earth fall?
Girl in physics class: “If there is a speed of light, then what is the speed of darkness?
Why do meteorites always land in craters?
Is the African sun the same as in Russia? Then why is it warmer there?
If Russian is the language of Pushkin, then what language are our surnames?
If, according to the teacher, mathematics is so simple, then why does the mathematician have so many problems with students?

How do you punish your family members (children, marriage partner) when they misbehave? Do you kick them out the door, give them a bad mark, or call your parents in for a chat?
When you come home, do your children stand up and say "Good evening, teacher"?
If I have problems, can I use the Pythagorean theorem to solve them?
Do you chew on your pens or pencils?
Which super hero is most like you?
What do you drink for dinner?
Why do teachers ask questions to students (why, why, how much), they don't know the answer themselves?
Can you roll your tongue with pleasure?
Why don't the skies fall on us?

Prank questions for teachers

The farmer has 17 sheep. All but nine die. How many sheep does he have left? (answer: 9 sheep).
There are ten candles burning in the dining room. The draft blew out three of them. How many candles are left by morning? (Answer: three candles, since the seven remaining candles will completely melt, and the only whole candles will be three extinguished by a draft).
What word in Russian is always misspelled? (Word: wrong).
Which is correct to say: "The yolk of the egg is white" or "the yolk of the egg is white?" (Answer: Both are wrong because egg yolks are yellow.)
A man stands on one side of the river, his dog on the other. He calls out to a dog that crossed the river so quickly that it didn't even get wet. At the same time, the dog did not run across the bridge and was not in the boat. The question is, how did the dog cross the river? (Answer: on ice, since the river was frozen).
If you give me food, I will live, but if you give me water, I will die. Who am I? (Fire).
Your parents have six sons, including you, and each son has one sister. How many people does your family have? (Answer: 9 people: both parents, six sons and one daughter, who is a sister to all boys).
What is black when bought, red when used, and white when used? (Charcoal).
I have no eyes, no legs, no ears, but at the same time I move the earth, who am I? (Earthworm).

Tricky questions for teachers

Do you feel like interviewing a teacher, but don't feel like asking him the usual questions? Then these teacher trick questions are just what you need.

What does the perfect teacher's day party look like?
In what subject did you get the most A's during your high school or college years?
Is change for the teacher or the student?
What excuses did you give when you were late for class?
Did you have to cheat at school, did you use cheat sheets in exams?
The teacher sets an example for the students, if he is late for the lessons, then it is possible for the students as well?
If a student does not read books, can he become president?
What is your favorite meal from the school cafeteria?
Do you want to teach at school until the age of 100?
What was the worst lesson for you?
Have you ever wanted to hit a student? What was it for?
Have you ever fallen in love with students?
Do teachers take drugs to soothe themselves?
Does the teacher learn something from his students? And what have you learned?
Would you yourself agree to take the exam or final exams?
Do you know that in Japan teachers don't have to honor the emperor? But we are not in Japan is it bad or good?
Is it true that the only way to succeed in life is to be a nerd?
As a student, did you ever dislike one of your teachers? Why?
If you are smarter than me, does that make me smarter than you?
You are very worried about our exam marks, but what were your marks on the exams?
What were your first university days like: did you completely occupy your time with your studies, were you bored or did you want to skip classes?
What funny, funny nicknames did you give teachers when you were a student?
Poked fun or trolling teachers?
In the classroom, which teacher from your school would you like to be a student of? Why?
What would you like to change in your behavior, returning back to the school desk?
Why are subjects being taught today that are simply useless in life?
Why do students have to compromise their health by doing a lot of homework instead of getting enough rest?
Always understand students who really feel bad?

Strange questions

Where is the Great Wall of China?
Isn't the moon the same sun just turned off for the day?
What are pyramid things in Egypt?
How do the islands not float away?
Are there real bears?
How old was the average 18 year old in 1942?

Teacher Interview Questions

Like all interviews in the field of education, interviews with teachers also have specific questions. They are focused on knowledge of the methodology of work, a sense of vocation, the ability to manage the discipline of students. Here is a list of common questions in this interview format:

What is your education?
Why do you want to work in education?
How do you plan to conduct your courses, classes, lessons?
How do you feel about school discipline?
What is your attitude towards modern education?
What do you think about psychology in education?
What do you think about pedagogy?
Do you consider yourself risky?
Do you consider yourself a positive teacher?
What will you do if a student calls you a bad teacher?
If you were a school principal, what goals would you set for the next school year?
What was the last book you managed to fully read?
How would you motivate students to read?
In what decade would you like to become a teacher? Why?
Do you have a loved one that motivates you?

Questions about life outside of school

What is one of your hidden talents?
What might surprise students when they see you outside the school doors?
How do you dream of spending your vacation after the school year?
How do you manage to spend your summer holidays?
What books would you like to have on a desert island?
What will be your last lesson?

Questions about the school

What traditions or superstitions do teachers have? Do you stick to them yourself?
What school day for a teacher is considered good, successful?
What student accomplishment this year fills or fills you with pride?
How do you manage to stay calm and patient? [the question is especially relevant for experienced teachers]
What inspires you?
What technologies make learning easier or more difficult?
What is the best/worst thing about being a teacher?

Questions about students

What worries you about the behavior of modern students? Why?
What will help the teacher to win the respect of students?
What is the best time for academic performance: morning or lunch?
What part of your knowledge would you like to pass on to your students?
How do you feel when a student whispers to a neighbor while ignoring your remarks?
What helps you to be patient with those disciples that even God cannot handle?
How do you manage to remember the names of all your students, do you have any associations with them?
Having the opportunity to visit with your class anywhere in the world, where would you like to go?
Do you keep in touch with any of your former students on social networks?
Do you have a personal diary about your students, students?
What song should students listen to while doing homework?
What is the first thing you remember from your work as a teacher?
Do you think your pupils/students will remember you and the class they were in?

Conclusion

Here is a list of questions from which you can choose the appropriate ones to ask them to teachers. It is important to remember that an interview is a conversation. So be natural and use questions wisely. Remember, it's better to get honest answers to a few interesting questions instead of a dozen lengthy answers to one stupid question?

If you see a trick, use it. It will be interesting and fun. Don't be afraid to veer off topic a bit when the opportunity arises. Keep in mind, however, that these questions for teachers on Teacher's Day are a great start to learning more about your teachers, understanding the challenges, or vice versa, the attractive side of the profession.

Sincerely, Helen.

By the way, look at questions with the substitution of answers for teachers (shifters).

Finally, an important "teacher's" holiday is coming. After official events, you can relax a little and joke. A good joke, laughter, fun not only cheer up, but also contribute to health.

A funny quiz for Teacher's Day is especially suitable for those who like to smile. The answers to the questions are given at the end of the quiz.

1. From which fable of I.A. Krylov's words:
“Is enlightenment useful?
Useful, there is no word about that;
But we call enlightenment
We are often the luxury of seduction ... "

2. When they are called upon to study hard, to acquire knowledge, what is the name of what is usually “gnawed” (according to a well-known phraseological unit)?

3. What is the relationship between the student who did not achieve good results and the stars?

5. What kind of food is usually mentioned when there are any restrictions on misbehaving students?

6. What is the name of the memory test game?

7. What expression do teachers use when they say that you need to read something from beginning to end?

8. How does the teacher respond to the pain caused to him?

9. In what box do we postpone things for a while?

10. What is the usual name for a student who reads a lot, studies diligently (usually wears glasses)?

11. What do students say when they are tired of studying, “complaining about their heads”?

12. What is the school's common name for an "unsatisfactory" grade?

13. What shoes did students wear to school in the 50s and 60s?

14. What do teachers usually screw up when they take drastic, restrictive measures?

Quiz Answers

1. Fable "Chervonets"
2. Gnawing at the granite of science
3. "There are not enough stars from the sky"
4. Answer: Yura Barankin and Kostya Malinin from Valery Medvedev's story "Barankin, be a man!"
5. About sweet food. "Leave without sweets"
6. "Take it, but remember"
7. "From cover to cover"
8. “But it doesn’t hurt me, the chicken is happy ...”
9. Shelving
10. Nerd
11. "The tower is demolished, the roof is going"
12. Bagel
13. In bots
14. Screw nuts

lyudmila malivanova
"14 Signs You're a Caregiver" - joke test for educators.

A few years ago, on the Internet, I read joke test,"14 signs of,what do you educator".Reading it, I smiled and agreed with some points, because in fact this is how it happens. I bring to your attention this test maybe he will cheer someone up, someone will find out that he is not alone in something, and someone will determine his level of qualification. I wish you a pleasant acquaintance with test.

1. You bring everything from home that can be useful in kindergarten (paint, hammer, CDs, books.)

2. YOU bring into the house a lot of useless, from the point of view of normal people, your relatives and friends, who watch with fear how the mountain of "everything very" necessary "in your apartment" grows.

3. Your family is sacrificed to education, they also work with you, although they are not on the staff. They work quietly, pitying you, and others cursing your kindergarten.

4. The fate of your child to wait. at the office, in the group, at home. Wait patiently and silently!

5. People who are far from education do not understand when you talk about your 25 children and 50 parents.

6. Every informal meeting with colleagues turns into a mini-teaching council, despite the fact that you swear all the time not to talk about kindergarten and work.

7. Someone else's money in your purse is always much more than your own. (For the repair of a group, site, theater).

8. You wake up in the middle of the night to write down another brilliant idea for tomorrow's class.

9. Your house is already suffocating from vases and other unnecessary knickknacks, which your conscience does not allow you to throw away - gifts!

10. Half of the district greets you, and the same half evaluates: how are you? who are you with? and where are you?

11. You know how to paint, whiten, hammer nails, glue, repair furniture, work in two shifts, persuade, go to work sick and enter into someone's position.

12. You don't know how to relax, say "no" to the administration, walk past bookcases. 13. There are many times more things to celebrate in life than there are others: the beginning of the school year, the day of the preschool worker, matinees, the new year, March 8, the end academic year, and so many headaches.

14. You can't decide on 1 September: accept congratulations or condolences?

If all this is about you, then you are a real teacher!

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QUESTIONS - JOKES:

1. What knot cannot be untied? (Railway).

2.Which geometric body can water boil? (Cubed).

3. What is the scariest river? (River Tigris).

4. Which month is the shortest? (May - three letters).

5. Where is the end of the world? (Where the shadow begins).

6. Can an ostrich call itself a bird? (No, because he can't speak).

7. When a new house is being built, what is the first nail driven into? (In a hat).

8. What is under a person's feet when he walks across the bridge? (Shoe sole).

9. What can you easily lift from the ground, but not throw far? (Pooh).

10. How many peas can fit into one glass? (Not a single one - everything must be put down).

11. What kind of comb will not comb your head? (Petushin).

12. What stands between the window and the door? (Letter "and").

13. What can be cooked but not eaten? (Lessons).

14. How can you mark two liters of milk in a one-liter jar? (It is necessary to cook condensed milk from milk).

15. If five cats catch five mice in five minutes, how long does it take for one cat to catch one mouse? (Five minutes).

16. How many months in a year have 28 days? (All months).

17. What do they drop when they need it and pick it up when they don't need it? (Anchor).

18. The dog was tied to a ten-meter rope, and walked three hundred meters. How did she do it? (The rope was not tied to anything).

19. What can travel around the world, staying in the same corner? (Postage Stamp).

20. Is it possible to light a match underwater? You can, if you pour water into a glass, and keep the match below the glass).

21. How can a thrown egg fly three meters and not break? (You need to throw an egg four meters, then the first three meters it will fly by whole).

22. What will happen to the green cliff if it falls into the Red Sea? (It will get wet).

23. A man was driving a big truck. The lights on the car were not on. There was also no moon. The woman began to cross the road in front of the car. How did the driver manage to see her? (It was a bright sunny day).

24. Two people were playing checkers. Each played five games and won five times. Is it possible? (Both people played with other people).

25. What could be bigger than an elephant and weightless at the same time? (Shadow of an elephant).

26. What do all people on earth do at the same time? (Get older).

27. What gets bigger when put upside down (Number 6).

28. How to jump from a ten-meter ladder and not hurt yourself? (You have to jump from the bottom step).

29. What has no length, depth, width, height, but can be measured? (Time, temperature).

30. Which hand is best to stir the tea? (Tea is best stirred with a spoon).

31. When can the net draw water? (When the water freezes).

32. What question cannot be answered with “yes”? (Are you sleeping now?).

33. What question cannot be answered with “no”? (You are alive?).

34. What has two arms, two wings, two tails, three heads, three bodies, and eight legs? (Rider holding a chicken).