Quiz "Wardrobe questions"

• Once in Russia, such products were simply called "trousers". IN modern world there are many varieties of them: bell-bottoms, capris, bananas, bermudas, pipes, riding breeches, leggings ... (Pants, pants.)

• An intelligent man, as a rule, has several options for this accessory in his wardrobe. And in the film "Love and Doves" because of him main character I even got into a bit of a fight with my wife. (Tie.)

• This item of clothing is single-breasted and double-breasted. It usually serves top classic suit. (Blazer.)

• This item has evolved from a loincloth that covers the lower part of the body. There are mini and maxi. (Skirt.)

• Outerwear, usually below the knees. It happens winter, summer, demi-season. Fashionistas wear with a fur collar. (Coat.)

• Moth spoils this expensive thing with impunity from May to September, but does not touch it while a person is wearing it. (Fur coat.)

• Lightweight clothing covering the upper body. Her "predecessors" were the ancient Greek chiton and the Roman tunic. The readiness to give the “last” was considered the height of kindness and disinterestedness. (Shirt.)

• This is perhaps the most important and deserving of special attention attribute of the wardrobe. Worn in pairs, usually made of cotton, wool, nylon or synthetic fabrics. Black is optimal. (Socks.)

• The prototype of this garment appeared in Ancient Greece: two pieces of fabric were fastened with pins at the shoulders and a belt at the waist. This garment was made famous by Coco Chanel, who created the little black novelty in 1926. (The dress.)

• A piece of winter clothing for the hands, which has two compartments: one for the thumb, and the other for everyone else. (Mitten.)

• A narrow scarf worn under a coat. (Muffler.)

• Knitted garment for the upper body, without fasteners, with long sleeves. Modern industry (especially Chinese) produces many cheap, short-lived and cold items from artificial yarn. However, real products serve without loss of quality and presentation for up to 10 years. (Pullover.)

Football quiz for women

Presenter: In our time, the most massive sport is football. Dear women, let's surprise men with knowledge about this man's game. And if you cannot answer, then we will ask the men to help.

• The "Black Pearl" of football, he is the best, officially recognized footballer of the century. (Pele.)

• How many people should be on the field from each team? (11)

• The structure of two posts and a crossbar at the edge of the field, where the players try to hit the ball. (Gates.)

• What is the word for goalkeeper? (Goalkeeper.)

• Side gate. (Barbell.)

• Violation of the rules. (Foul.)

• A well-known player who is considered the second most important player in Brazil after Pelé. (Ronaldo.)

• Choose a Russian synonym for the word forward. (Attack.)

• Part of a football match, consisting of 45 minutes. (Half.)

• The national hero of Argentina, his nickname is "San Diego", that is, Saint Diego. (Diego Maradona)

• Who is a referee? (Football referee, referee in the field.)

• What is the top post of a goal called? (Crossbar.)

• A competition between two football teams during the time allotted by the rules, consisting of two halves. (Match.)

• Who is a scorer? (A player who scores many goals.)

• Name the Soviet football player, the owner of the title "the best goalkeeper of the 20th century." (Lev Yashin.)

Cosmetic quiz for men

Leading: It has long been known that a man loves with his eyes. Therefore, many tricks were invented by the weaker sex to make themselves even more attractive. Dear men, let's surprise charming ladies with your knowledge in the field of beauty. And if suddenly you don’t know something, then women, of course, will tell you.

• An on-duty tool that guards the beauty of eyebrows. (Tweezers.)

• Decorative cosmetics designed to emphasize, highlight the color of eyelashes. (Mascara.)

• Cosmetic product for coloring and moisturizing lips. (Lipstick.)

• A shoe detail that raises the heel above the level of the toe, making the woman's walk look more elegant and feminine. Appeared in women's fashion thanks to the legendary Marquise Pompadour. (Heel.)

• A product that adorns a lady's hand. (Bracelet.)

• Women's things from the category of "beauty for the eyes." (Eyeshadow.)

• A small envelope bag that has neither handles nor a strap - it is worn, clasped in the palm of your hand or under the arm. (Clutch.)

• A small but very useful tool that is used to put nails on alert. (File.)

• This item is in every women's handbag, it is an indispensable tool to support makeup throughout the day. He will tell the whole truth, or rather, show. (Mirror.)

• An element of clothing that elegantly emphasizes a woman's waist. (Belt.)

• Cosmetic cream containing solid particles. Designed to cleanse the skin of dead cells. (Scrub.)

• Cosmetic procedure for the treatment of nails on the fingers and the fingers themselves. (Manicure.)

• Pair of ear ornaments. (Earrings.)

• A spray used to create and maintain hairstyles for a long time. (Polish for hair.)

Game "Story in numbers"

Interested persons are invited, 3-5 people. The host announces that everyone can write letters and numbers with their hands, but with the help of ... hmm, the waist is more difficult to do. The participants of the game stand with their backs to the guests and do a little warm-up: draw the numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 with waist movements.

Then the facilitator asks that, while reading the story, the participants draw a number with their waist as soon as they hear it.

“On Sunday, the teacher usually woke up at 7 (seven) in the morning. Stretching sweetly, I decided to take a nap until 8 (eight). Suddenly there were 3 (three) calls. It called 1 (first) congratulatory. Then the teacher remembered that today was his birthday, smiled 5 (five) times and answered the interlocutor 4 (four) times: “Yes”, and then nodded 9 (nine) more times.

From intense nods, the teacher's wife woke up and presented gifts to the birthday boy: 2 (two) packages and 3 (three) bags with something pleasant and necessary. She looked tenderly at her husband and kissed him on the cheek 5 (five) times. And then there was a 2 (second), 3 (third), 4 (fourth). 5 (fifth), 6 (sixth) and 7 (seventh) calls. The birthday boy gladly accepted congratulations, but he didn’t want to doze off. ”

After reading the text, the facilitator reveals that it was actually a gracefulness test. According to the volume of applause, the most graceful guest is chosen.

Tolerant game "I welcome you"

There is always a difficulty to unite different people gathered at the table. There is a wonderful opportunity to do this without much effort, naturally and naturally.

Depending on the number of guests, cards are distributed with information about how people greet each other in different countries of the world. You can issue one card for 2-3 people. One of the group members reads a card, then the group shows a greeting. After that, all the guests sitting at the table should also greet the neighbor on the left and right.

Cards:
1. The Poles, greeting the lady, say: "I kiss the hands!". And they just pretend to kiss.

2. Tajiks fold both hands just below the chest and, bending slightly, approach their friend. With the words "Assolom alaikum" both hands are extended to him.

3. Tibetans, greeting, take off their hats right hand, but left hand lay behind the ear, and even stick out the tongue.

4. Turkmens put their hands in their long sleeves and kiss each other on the cheek.

5. Persians wish: "Be cheerful!" Good wish, if you think about it.

6. Jews, greeting, say: "Peace be with you!"

7. The Zulus exclaim admiringly: “I see you!”

8. The Egyptians are solicitously interested in: "Do you sweat well?"

9. In Malaysia, they simply ask: “Where are you going?”

10. Indians fold their palms in a boat and bow their heads respectfully.

11. The Chinese bow with arms extended along the body, while still shaking hands with themselves.

12. Laplanders rub their noses against each other. Perhaps they are also heated in this way.

13. Hispanics happily hug each other when they meet.

14. The Japanese are very attentive to greetings. They use three types of bows - saikerei (lowest, for the most respected people), medium (at 30 degrees) and light (at 15 degrees), for people who barely know each other.

15. Greenlanders always exclaim: "Good weather", even if it's raining with snow and squally winds.

16. Residents of India, instead of wishing good morning, ask the burning question: “Did the mosquitoes bother you too much last night?”

17. In New Guinea, there is a custom to say hello without words, just by raising your eyebrows.

QUESTIONS - JOKES:

1. What knot cannot be untied? (Railway).

2.Which geometric body can water boil? (Cubed).

3. What is the scariest river? (River Tigris).

4. Which month is the shortest? (May - three letters).

5. Where is the end of the world? (Where the shadow begins).

6. Can an ostrich call itself a bird? (No, because he can't speak).

7. When a new house is being built, what is the first nail driven into? (In a hat).

8. What is under a person's feet when he walks across the bridge? (Shoe sole).

9. What can you easily lift from the ground, but not throw far? (Pooh).

10. How many peas can fit into one glass? (Not a single one - everything must be put down).

11. What kind of comb will not comb your head? (Petushin).

12. What stands between the window and the door? (Letter "and").

13. What can be cooked but not eaten? (Lessons).

14. How can you mark two liters of milk in a one-liter jar? (It is necessary to cook condensed milk from milk).

15. If five cats catch five mice in five minutes, how long does it take for one cat to catch one mouse? (Five minutes).

16. How many months in a year have 28 days? (All months).

17. What do they drop when they need it and pick it up when they don't need it? (Anchor).

18. The dog was tied to a ten-meter rope, and walked three hundred meters. How did she do it? (The rope was not tied to anything).

19. What can travel around the world, staying in the same corner? (Postage Stamp).

20. Is it possible to light a match underwater? You can, if you pour water into a glass, and keep the match below the glass).

21. How can a thrown egg fly three meters and not break? (You need to throw an egg four meters, then the first three meters it will fly by whole).

22. What will happen to the green cliff if it falls into the Red Sea? (It will get wet).

23. A man was driving a big truck. The lights on the car were not on. There was also no moon. The woman began to cross the road in front of the car. How did the driver manage to see her? (It was a bright sunny day).

24. Two people were playing checkers. Each played five games and won five times. Is it possible? (Both people played with other people).

25. What could be bigger than an elephant and weightless at the same time? (Shadow of an elephant).

26. What do all people on earth do at the same time? (Get older).

27. What gets bigger when put upside down (Number 6).

28. How to jump from a ten-meter ladder and not hurt yourself? (You have to jump from the bottom step).

29. What has no length, depth, width, height, but can be measured? (Time, temperature).

30. Which hand is best to stir the tea? (Tea is best stirred with a spoon).

31. When can the net draw water? (When the water freezes).

32. What question cannot be answered with “yes”? (Are you sleeping now?).

33. What question cannot be answered with “no”? (You are alive?).

34. What has two arms, two wings, two tails, three heads, three bodies, and eight legs? (Rider holding a chicken).

Welcome everyone to the quiz dedicated to Teacher's Day. The teacher is our everything. The teacher's work is honorable and grateful. There is always a special attitude towards the teacher - he is trusted, he is appreciated.

The Teacher's Day quiz consists of three blocks. The first block consists of serious questions, the second - of comic ones. The third block is devoted to questions about the school as a whole.
All questions have been answered.

1. At the beginning of our quiz, I want to give you a riddle. Who are we talking about?

He comes to school early
He has big plans:
Teaching children to write
Think, calculate, decide.
Answer: it's about the teacher

2. What great teachers do you know?
Answer: L.N. Tolstoy, K.D. Ushinsky, A. V. Lunacharsky, A. M. Gorky, S. Ya. Marshak

3. What movies, stories, novels dedicated to teachers do you know?
Answer:"French Lessons" - a story by Valentin Rasputin, "The First Teacher" - a story by the writer Chingiz Aitmatov, the film "Big Break"

4. Do you think World Teacher's Day is celebrated?
Answer: Yes, this holiday was established under the auspices of UNESCO in 1994. This day is October 5, Teacher's Day is celebrated in more than a hundred countries around the world.

5. Which student is the teacher's favorite?
Answer: several answers are possible. One of the bottoms could be: “A student who studies well makes timely homework. Student with diligent behavior.

II. The second block of the quiz is comic

1. In what case does the student say: “What am I, Pushkin?”
Answer: so it is said in the case when the respondent does not know the answer to the question. Most likely, it is believed that Pushkin (he is a genius!) Knew everything

2. How does the student respond to a question that, in his opinion, was not previously explained by the teacher?
Answer:"we didn't go through"

3. In what case do they say: “Play school?”
Answer: we are talking about a childish game taking place outside the school walls. Both teachers and students in such a school are game characters

4. What kind of rhyme does the teacher say lower grades when the kids are making a lot of noise?
Answer:"Chok-chok, hooked teeth"

5. Name five characters in children's stories, cartoons, counting rhymes, fairy tales, whose names (names) begin with the letter "H"?
Answer: Chipollino, Chip (and Dale), Chizhik-Pyzhik, Chuk (and Gek), Chapaev, "Scarecrow" and others

III. The third block of the quiz - questions about the school

1. What does the expression: "Ready for the lesson" mean?
Answer: this means that the homework has been completed, and the rules, theorems have been learned, the paragraph has been studied

2. Who is a good player and who is a drummer? How do they differ from each other?
Answer: practically nothing, this is a student who studies without triples. Grades for the quarters and for the year he has only good and excellent

3. The spur is one of the elements that serve to control the horse. What does this word have to do with school?
Answer: so on spoken language means the word "cheat sheet"

lyudmila malivanova
"14 signs that you are a caregiver" - a comic test for caregivers.

A few years ago, on the Internet, I read joke test,"14 signs of,what do you educator".Reading it, I smiled and agreed with some points, because in fact it happens. I bring to your attention this test, maybe he will cheer someone up, someone will find out that he is not alone in something, and someone will determine his level of qualification. I wish you a pleasant acquaintance with test.

1. You bring everything from home that can be useful in kindergarten (paint, hammer, CDs, books.)

2. YOU bring into the house a lot of useless, from the point of view of normal people, your relatives and friends, who watch with fear how the mountain of "everything very" necessary "in your apartment" grows.

3. Your family is sacrificed to education, they also work with you, although they are not on the staff. They work quietly, pitying you, and others cursing your kindergarten.

4. The fate of your child to wait. at the office, in the group, at home. Wait patiently and silently!

5. People who are far from education do not understand when you talk about your 25 children and 50 parents.

6. Every informal meeting with colleagues turns into a mini-teaching council, despite the fact that you swear all the time not to talk about kindergarten and work.

7. Someone else's money in your purse is always much more than your own. (For the repair of a group, site, theater).

8. You wake up in the middle of the night to write down another brilliant idea for tomorrow's class.

9. Your house is already suffocating from vases and other unnecessary knick-knacks, which your conscience does not allow you to throw away - gifts are the same!

10. Half of the district greets you, and the same half evaluates: how are you? who are you with? and where are you?

11. You know how to paint, whiten, hammer nails, glue, repair furniture, work in two shifts, persuade, go to work sick and enter into someone's position.

12. You don't know how to relax, say "no" to the administration, walk past bookcases. 13. There are many times more things to celebrate in life than there are others: the beginning of the school year, the day of the preschool worker, matinees, the new year, March 8, the end academic year, and so many headaches.

14. You can't decide on 1 September: accept congratulations or condolences?

If all this is about you, then you are a real teacher!

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The main culprits of the celebration are teachers. Various numbers, games and competitions are performed for them. Bright and cheerful presenters praise the merits of the teaching staff, and Leo will introduce the horoscope for each sign of the Zodiac. The touchingness of the finale and the warm friendly atmosphere will make this holiday memorable for a long time.

Target: creating a festive atmosphere, fostering a respectful attitude to the work of a teacher.

Room decoration

The hall is decorated with various posters with congratulations, wall newspapers. To decorate the stage, you can use multi-colored and paper flowers. For teachers, seats are allocated in the front row - they are the main ones at the holiday.

Required props:

• Projector and a computer to watch the interview.
• Subject in the chest for the game "Guess the object."
• 20 cards with words and a magnetic board for the game "Memory".
• Goldfish by the number of teachers.

Suits:

• Presenters: dressed in festive and bright attire.
• necessarily a mane, tail with a tassel, dark orange pants and a turtleneck. You can sew fluffy cuffs of the same shade on the sleeves.
• Other members also dressed brightly and festively.

preliminary work

Prepare numbers for congratulations (poetry, dance - waltz, songs); prepare a video interview with teachers "My first steps".

Event progress

Teachers are seated in the front rows in the hall to the music. Two leaders enter.

Presenter 1: Hello dear teachers!

Host 2: Good afternoon, our dear mentors!

Presenter 1: Today we have gathered in this festively decorated hall to celebrate another event.

Host 2: Not just an event, but a grandiose event! After all, we will honor our mentors - our beloved teachers!

Presenter 1: You light stars, find talents in every student. And today we will light for you!

A student performs with a poem about teachers.

Host 2: Of course, you, dear teachers, have countless talents. Each has its own zest, its own peculiarity, which allows us to love and respect you.

Presenter 1: And you are the most strict and fair! Academic year has recently begun, and we have already managed to get pretty tired, earning the coveted "fives".

Host 2: But by no means do we blame you for this! After all, we understand that whoever does not work does not eat, that is, does not receive the necessary knowledge!

Presenter 1: In gratitude for the care and attention, the entire student staff of the school decided to give our beloved teachers the opportunity to have a good rest, recharge with vigor and good mood for the whole year.

Host 2: However, you will also have to work hard today to "earn" a good mood and get the lion's share of our attention!

Presenter 1: Don't be afraid, we won't bring the lion. After all, he can eat you! What will we do then without you - our amazing mentors?

Lead 2 (dreamily): If only to sleep longer, hang out on the Internet more often, and no lessons ...

Presenter 1: Do not even hope! Others will be sent from RONO, and new teachers are akin to aliens - first you need to establish contact in order to understand what they want. Do we need this hassle?

Host 2: Of course not! So we will protect you, such relatives and friends, from all misfortunes. And no lions in our hall!

A student dressed as a lion enters.

Presenter 1: Oh oh oh! What is that? Or rather, who are you?

(proudly): I am a lion! King of beasts! Head of the zodiac horoscope! Isn't it visible?

Lead 2 (terribly): And why did you, the head of the animal state, come? Is there really little game in your forest and you decided to hunt with us?

(scared): No, no, by no means! I do not eat living organisms - I am from the zodiac! I heard you have a great event.

Presenter 1: That's right, today we celebrate Teacher's Day. And here, in the front row, sit the heroes of the occasion (points).

In this case, I would like to convey small wishes from my colleagues - signs of the zodiac (reads comic wishes to teachers of various zodiac signs).

Host 2: Thank you for your wishes and forecast.

It's nice to make people happy. Well, it remains to say goodbye - my heavenly friends are waiting for me. See you! (Runs away).

Presenter 1: So unexpected, yet so nice. We are not the only ones who consider our teachers worthy.

Host 2: True, but the congratulations don't end there - there's more to come! The vocal team of our school dreams of congratulating our beloved teachers.

A song sounds - congratulations performed by school students.

Presenter 1: Our teachers, so wise and experienced, once went to school and got grades just like we do now.

Host 2: They dreamed that someday they would grow up and become teachers.

Presenter 1: And now the dream has come true: you are teachers! Tell me, what were your first impressions at the beginning of the activity? What were your first successes or failures?

Interview "My first steps". You can interview teachers in advance and show the finished video, or you can conduct a survey during the event.

Host 2: Let's make up a fairy tale about our mentors.

Presenter 1: Our teachers are such creative and gifted individuals that we should write a poem about them, not a fairy tale!

Host 2: Well, I'm not a poet, I can't write poetry. Therefore, you still have to have a fairy tale - but so bright that it makes your soul feel warm.

Presenter 1: It would be great!

Host 2: So, in a bright, bright forest ...

Presenter 1: On a bright, bright meadow...

Host 2: There is a bright, bright house, called a school.

Presenter 1: And bright, bright people live in that house ...

Host 2: With a bright, bright soul...

Presenter 1: And they teach bright, bright children to everything bright, good and beautiful!

Host 2: And from such a bright, bright attitude, it is constantly light around.

Presenter 1: The original "light" fairy tale turned out. I wonder if there are many similar-root words for the word “light”?

Host 2: Let's ask our teachers to name them, and let's count ourselves?

Teachers call words with the same root: light, bright, brighten, brighten, and so on.

Presenter 1: How many words were formed from the word "light"!

Host 2: But light is a science! After all, it is said: "Learning is light, and ignorance is darkness."

Presenter 1: Exactly! And our teachers lead us to the light. For this, we give you, dear teachers, another gift - dance.

The high school students dance the waltz. At the last verse, you can invite teachers.

Host 2: Yes, our teachers are masters of all trades: they can not only teach, but also sing and dance.

Presenter 1: And yet, it is impossible to combine so many talents in one! I don't believe it!

Host 2: And what do you suggest?

Presenter 1: You know, there is a saying: trust, but verify. So I propose to check whether they really know how to do everything, or just pretend.

Host 2: And how are you going to check?

Presenter 1 (in a loud whisper): We will ask our teachers the most tricky questions. If they cope with the task, then I will believe in their unique abilities! (Loudly with a pleading intonation). Dear teachers! My friend was given homework to do so many different tasks. He just can't handle them. Help him please!

There is a joke quiz.

Host 2: What all the same our teachers are resourceful and quick-witted!

Presenter 1: Now I'm sure of it too. However, I think they are a little tired. I propose to give a call for a change! (Bell rings). And change is always rest and joy.

Host 2: Joy is games.

Presenter 1: So now we're going to play a little.

Host 2: You will not need to jump, jump, dance or sing.

Presenter 1: You just need to think and guess what item is hidden in the chest.

The game "Guess the object" is being played.

Host 2: Probably the most intelligent and quick-witted teachers have gathered in our school.

Presenter 1: Indeed, they know and can do a lot.

Host 2: And everything that concerns their subject, they can even tell when they are awake.

Presenter 1: I suggest you have some fun and train your memory and attention.

The game "Memory" is being played.

Host 2: How not to love such wonderful people!

Presenter 1: After all, you are our guides in adult life. You don't just teach, you put your whole soul into the learning process.

Host 2: Our successes are your successes, and you perceive our failures as your own.

Presenter 1: You help us to find ourselves, to believe in our strengths and abilities. And for this you want to say a huge ...

Together: Thank you!

Poetry congratulations from the team of students.

Host 2: Dear teachers! We are glad that we have you, and not someone else!

Presenter 1: Yes, we sometimes do not obey, do not do our homework, but this does not mean at all that we do not love and respect you.

Host 2: Just the opposite. And this song is for you.

The group of students sings the song "Teacher". Then individual students say the words aloud.

Student 1: You radiate light in the dark realm of ignorance.

Student 2: You illuminate everything around with your kind light.

Student 1: You light up the stars in the sky.

Student 2: You give us your warmth and kindness.

Together: You are Teachers with a capital letter.

Presenter 1: We wish that all your dreams and desires come true!

They sing the song “Three Wishes” from the m / f “Masha and the Bear”, at the last chorus they go down and give the teachers pre-prepared symbols - goldfish.

Host 2: We congratulate you on the holiday and wish you all the brightest, kindest, best!

Presenter 1: Goodbye!

Host 2: See you soon!

Additional material

Comic wishes for teachers according to the signs of the zodiac

• Aries will be able to cut a window into the world of knowledge for students this year. However, you should be careful - intolerance and the desire to figure everything out may not have very good consequences.
• Taurus is waiting for success in any business. You can sing and dance - no one will throw rotten tomatoes. It is still worth being careful with careless statements - it is better to first understand the situation, and then evaluate it.
• The twins will find themselves in a twofold situation and will be able to finally prove Fermat's theorem by approaching the issue from the other side. Focusing on educational process and having decided on the evaluation criteria, you can safely step from lesson to lesson.
• Cancers have the opportunity to move to a new level of learning - more perfect. The main thing is not to return to the origins and traditions, otherwise the school carousel will roll along the same inclined path.
• Lions will be inundated with interesting work. This year you have the opportunity to be under the auspices of the administration - do not miss the chance!
• Pedantry and accuracy Dev will allow them not to lose their heads in the cycle of school days and holidays, and to stay on top in any turn of events.
• A good year awaits those born under the sign of Libra. The main thing is to make informed decisions that do not allow you to strain too much.
• Scorpions will have to hide their sting so that luck does not run away from them. In this case, a stunning success among the students is likely.
• Streltsov can expect promotion up to the director. If this does not happen this year, do not worry - fortune is close!
• Capricorns should allocate a leader in student team and rely on it. In this case, it is possible to raise authority and prestige among students.
• Great luck awaits Aquarius. Just do not drown in the sea of ​​your own success from dizziness. Otherwise, packs of predators can take advantage of your weakness and write off the control.
• Pisces will be able to take control of the situation, however, it is necessary to avoid communicating with too friendly colleagues who can easily fry you in the pan of the director's anger.

Comic quiz for Teacher's Day

1. The name of which film echoes the student's favorite period during school days? (Big change).
2. What do the rider, the rooster and the student have on the test? (Spur).
3. What lessons did Rasputin "teach"? (French lessons).
4. Why was the student kicked out of class? (Out the door).
5. What letter has a bad effect even on the kindest teacher? ("M": teacher-tormentor).
6. IN ancient rome teachers of linguistics were called a grammarian, reading - a writer. A slave who accompanied children to and from school was called a teacher. What was the name of the arithmetic teacher? (Calculator).
7. What can't hunters, drummers and mathematicians do without? (No fraction).
8. What subject does the dictator teach? (Russian language).
9. Why do computer science teachers constantly catch colds? (Sit for a long time in front of the "open" windows).
10. Why do cats like to sit on the mat in front of the computer? (there is a mouse).
11. Which teachers have a skeleton in their closet? (Biology teacher).

Games and contests

• The game "Guess the object." Any object related to the school is hidden in the chest. The task of teachers is to guess and name it. To do this, you need to ask questions that can be answered in one word: “Yes” or “No”. Whoever guesses which item is hidden gets it as a gift.
• Memory game. 20 inverted cards are laid out on a magnetic board: 10 pieces with mathematical words (ruler, square, formula, equation, and others), and 10 pieces with words related to the Russian language (letter, root, suffix, and so on). The mathematician and the linguist take turns opening the cards, finding "their" words. If a “foreign” word is open, the move goes to the opponent. The winner is the one who collects all the cards the fastest. Words may refer to other sciences, respectively, and other specialists will participate.