Student life, what is it really like? There are many legends about her, and most of all, of course, applicants want to know the truth. Former students are looking forward to the moment when they will enter the walls of the university and be able to proudly call themselves students.
Exams
Student life is such a topic, about which there are just a huge number of stereotypes. Many, at least, think so. However, most of them are true. And absolutely all of them have a completely logical explanation.
“A Thousand Tickets and One Night” is a well-known story about how a poor, unfortunate student is trying to prepare for an exam. People who graduated from universities at least 15 years ago are perplexed: "Why not take and learn everything in advance?" After all, the exam is not announced the day before it should take place! But the student life of young people consists not only of study. Now the 21st century is in the yard, and there are so many different entertainments and activities! So it turns out that when students decide to come to their senses and sit down for textbooks, there are a couple of nights left, or even one. Are you able to pass the exams? Easily! Students have a lot of their own ways and will accept.
How to survive the session?
The question is the most relevant among first-year students. They are no longer applicants, former schoolchildren, but not yet students - that's what all undergraduates and teachers call them. Until you pass the first session - a kind of baptism of fire - you are not yet a student. But exams are just a scary word. In fact, everything is very simple if you prepare (at least one night before the date).
Student life teaches young people and girls to be resourceful, quick-witted, dexterous, cunning. Anyone can learn a hundred tickets and come to take the exam. But all night before that, dancing in a nightclub, coming home at five in the morning, sleeping until six and flipping through the summary in two hours, after which I pass everything as “excellent” - units. It looks like a fairy tale. Only this is reality.
Such rare “instances” are not afraid of surrender, they know how to pull themselves together and put aside all doubts, coupled with complexes. Even if they get the ticket they see for the first time, they will be able to pass the exam. The main thing in this matter is a well-established vocabulary and the ability to “chat” the teacher, and in such a way that it is still on the topic. Needless to say, true art. Unforgettable student life teaches a person not only knowledge in the specialty. To be able to get out of any situation, whatever it may be - that's what a student really learns in this golden time.
Dormitory
Student life in a hostel is a separate issue. There is never a dull moment in dorms. Many students don't even go anywhere because they have fun there too. Friendship in rooms and blocks, night gatherings until the commandant starts to disperse everyone, funny tricks ... And, of course, the most joyful feeling when a neighbor brought treats from home! Eternal attempts to wake up their cohabitants for the first couple, sleepy faces in the corridor, standing in line for the toilet or shower ... And, of course, sleepless nights before tests, when everyone takes turns brewing coffee for the whole room and writing notes with already tired fingers and crooked handwriting. All this is student life. What does it consist of? Basically, the little things. The most different, sometimes not even noticeable.
Independence
But we must understand that the student years are not only fun and entertainment. It's an even bigger responsibility. A student is an adult, an adult. It's time for him to start leading an independent life. And this is not only about leaving your parents for another city to study and continue to ask them for money for maintenance. We need to start working. It is necessary to realize that now this is adult life in all aspects. And you need to start building your future.
Often students look for part-time jobs. The feeling of receiving the first money is unforgettable. Some start working at school. Such individuals quickly adapt to student life. For some, getting a first income can be a difficult test. But this feeling will only strengthen the awareness of one's own dignity, financial situation and help to realize oneself in a particular industry. This is the taste of independent adult life.
Probably the most fun and active times in a person's life are student years, years of accomplishments, loves, impulses and disappointments. Every day brings something new, unusual, fresh in perception. And it does not matter, even if you are no longer a student at all, the main thing inside is not to lose the thread that binds the student fraternity into one. I congratulate all students: former, present and future, and I wish you to spend this day in such a way that you have something to remember for a whole year, and better - all your life!
There is a special crazy and interesting time in life, the time of student life, when brilliant prospects open up, new acquaintances are captured. Let each of you take a full spoonful of the delight of a free exam and the fun of student parties. Happy student's day, dear conquerors of the heights of science!
Student's Day is a great holiday, when everyone can feel their “students” to the fullest! I wish you that the memories of your student years are always bright and colorful, study is easy, friendship from the student bench is the most faithful and strong, and the first student love is the purest and most beautiful.
Happy student day! Let the sessions pass, everything will be in order in the transcripts and the transitions from course to course will be painless! But this is not only the main thing in student life! May today's recklessness, courage and youth be with you for life, as well as friends with whom you will celebrate your professional holiday!
I wish science to go on without "tension", exams were held in one breath, friends appreciated, teachers respected, so that student years would be remembered as the best in life. I wish you good luck in all your endeavors, easy study, sincere love, real happiness and good, good health in order to endure all this.
Wake up! Stop snoring! Do not miss the only day of the year when you are in charge, not the teacher. Throw your textbooks into the far corner and relax! What are you saying? Did they lie there? Well, brother, then all the more come off today to the fullest! And tomorrow, shake off the dust of science from heavy tomes and good luck! Happy Student's Day to you!
May all student dreams come true on this day! All sessions and conscriptions to the army will be canceled, the record book will be filled with excellent grades, and couples will be reduced by 3 times and free attendance will be introduced! May we all become excellent specialists and find a good job! And also - we will never forget this day when we celebrate our holiday - Student's Day!
Today is student day! This holiday was celebrated by many generations, who comprehend science. Let the triumph of youth rage on this day, without restraining feelings and freedom. Remember that all sessions always give up, and when they turn out to be a sweet memory. The madness of youth, plans and wildest hopes is the most beautiful period of life, so feel free to celebrate. Hooray!
Happy holiday, Happy Student's Day! You deserve this holiday! Enjoy it in full, because it is so fleeting - student youth. But while enjoying, do not forget: tomorrow we will again fight for new knowledge. And in this battle you must become the winner! I wish you strength, vigor, eternal youth in your heart and common sense in your head. Happy Student's Day!
How often we laugh at jokes about students: often poor and hungry, sometimes drunk and truant, but always resourceful, smart and cheerful. I wish you resourceful answers to the most tricky questions of teachers, wisely skip classes and have fun celebrating today's holiday.
Hello student, Happy Holidays! Has the field been covered yet? After all, on Student's Day there will definitely be a reason for gatherings. If you passed the session - well, you need to wash it. If not, it’s bad, you can drink with grief. The main thing is not to go into yourself, but to spend this best day of the year with friends and girlfriends. Happy Student's Day, student! And prepare a note! I'll come and check!
Well, student, congratulations! Accept congratulations and wishes for easy study and carefree youth. Let everything come easy to you, with pleasure, let it please you every day, and not just Student's Day! May all your days be sunny, filled with joy and success. I wish true friends, mutual love and health!
Student years are a wonderful time that gives a lot of discoveries, fun and allows you to make new friends. A student is a unique person who can not eat, not sleep, skip classes, and then take it and learn everything in a couple of nights. Although, there are jokes about this, that no matter how much a student studies and no matter how he prepares for exams, one night is still not enough for him to learn everything.
Student and session are inseparable concepts. But luck often smiles at students and helps them get the right ticket. During their studies, student people often complain about how hard it is for them to live, because they constantly lack scholarships and twice a year for a couple of weeks they have to become a superman. But as soon as they say goodbye to the university, they realize that it was the best time in their lives. Appreciate your student years, because they will fly by so quickly, and, alas, they will not return back.
We bring to your attention a selection of quotes and aphorisms about students. Put them in your statuses and remember that a student is not a vocation, but a state of mind!
Who was not a student
So do not understand:
How you want to eat!
How you want to sleep!
A student is a person who always wants to sleep and eat.
“Good!” said the professor and ruined the student's red diploma.
Better than good, can only be excellent!
Conscience is wealth, and students, as you know, are poor people.
If students have the audacity not to go to lectures, then there is no conscience to ask for a test.
Tired students are sleeping, books are sleeping ... Evil teachers with credits are waiting for the guys ... A harmful lecturer goes to bed so that we can dream at night ... Close your eyes, Za-be-wai ...)))
Students perceive couples as a place where you can sleep ...)
“And if in a whisper? ” - 95% of students thought when they learned about Google voice search!
During a test or exam, students are visited by many brilliant thoughts, but the necessary information does not come to mind ...
Students and money are compatible things, but rarely and not for long.
Student people are usually in poverty ...
A student is like a dog ... Eyes are smart, but he can’t say anything.
Only dogs are devoted to their owners, but students are not to study ...)
A student in the 1st year - at least they would not be expelled! On 2 - now they probably won't kick me out. At 3 - now they definitely won’t be kicked out! On 4 - let them just try! On 5 - yes, I myself will expel anyone you want!
The first 2 years the student works in his own name, the rest - the name works for the student!
The student counts everything else for a long time or does not count at all ...
We drink in different doses. We fall asleep in different positions. We remember different moments. It's all called the word "students"!
Students can sleep as they like: on the go, in class, even during the exam they can fall asleep
The student does not understand at first, and then gets used to it.
It's only sad when such students start teaching or treating people...
About doctors
Learning to be a doctor means learning to be human!
The profession of a doctor is one of the noblest!
A good student is a good doctor, a bad student is the Chief Physician!!!
Twins are always lucky...
It is enough to look through a textbook on medicine, for example, a practical course in surgery, to understand whether you are a doctor or not.
If you do not faint from the illustrations and understand the meaning of at least 2/3 of the words, then you can become a doctor ...)
And the diagnosis was incorrect, and the prescription was inaccurate.
Medical students should study well, then they should treat people ...
In the operating room:
Doctor, it hurts!
- Quiet! We have an exam!!
If a medical student didn't faint during surgery, he has a future...)))
Medical students: "... you cut the meat, put it in a pan, fry it, somewhere between the second and third degrees of burns, you add vegetables to it..."
Medical thinking should be manifested even in everyday life!)))
“Doctor, I just found out I'm going to be operated on by a trainee.
Yes, surgery tomorrow.
- So it will kill ...
- And we will give him a bad mark for the exam ...)
Experience comes only with practice, you have to learn from someone ...)))
It is only the medical students of our group who can conduct a survey of the patient, and only after leaving the ward remember that they forgot to ask for the name.
And what hurts him, at least you didn’t forget to ask?)))
There is an artery in me that completely characterizes me - the same sleepy one.
There is such an artery in every person!
Preparing for an exam in pharmacology ... I have never wanted to clean, wash, bake pies, in general, anything, just not to teach ...
The student is ready for anything, just not to take exams at the medical faculty ...)
A selection of funny quotes
After what uni did to my brain, they should marry it.
Just pay him off first for the knowledge he gave you...)
Peace is peace! Student - beer!
You will not find a student who did not drink beer during the day with fire ...
A constantly cheating student learns from the mistakes of others.
You can't learn from someone else's mistakes as much as you learn from your own.
Students who failed the exam for the third time are asked to remove the stable expression “Live and learn” from the lexicon.
Do they think they won't have to study at work?)
The biggest student lie is the "Literature List".
In this list, students usually insert everything that is relevant to the topic, and not everything that they used.
If you want to lose weight - go to the students.
No gym helps to lose weight like a session.
The condom in the pocket of an excellent student Sidorov recently celebrated its third anniversary.
Conscientious study is good, but you should not forget about your personal life!
In our country, most people after graduating from a university do not work according to their specialization, a diploma, in fact, is a certificate confirming that its owner is not a fool.
This is where the question arises, why do you need a diploma at all?))
An old student tradition: every year my friends and I go to the session.
Well, let's hang out there...
But students have such a tradition twice a year.
Three student Z: Memorized, passed, forgot.
Students are probably afraid that the memory will not overflow)))
If you are a student, then there are a thousand possibilities before you. Find the strength in yourself to use at least one of them.
Student years. January 24, 2013 in the assembly hall of the National University "Lviv Polytechnic" a meeting of students and teachers with the Vice Prime Minister of Ukraine Konstantin Grishchenko took place.
Rector of the National University "Lviv Polytechnic", Professor Yuriy Bobalo introduced the guest as an outstanding diplomat, who graduated with honors from the Moscow State Institute of International Relations in 1975, held various diplomatic positions, and was the Minister of Foreign Affairs. “This is not the first time Konstantin Grishchenko has been at the Lviv Polytechnic - he has been giving lectures to international students for a long time,” Yuriy Bobalo noted.
Speaking to the student and teaching audience of a higher educational institution, Konstantin Grishchenko noted: “The Polytechnic brilliantly combines the best educational traditions with the high dynamics of educational processes. Even during the short time spent at Lviv Polytechnic, I felt the spirit of Europe, which fills this glorious educational institution, the spirit of creative work, freedom of speech, self-reliance. By participating in international scientific and technical cooperation, European educational and research projects, student exchange programs, Lviv Polytechnic does no less than the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and other departments for Ukraine's entry into the European scientific, technical and humanitarian space.
In his speech, Konstantin Grishchenko shared his own vision of reforming education, in particular higher education. He spoke in favor of reducing the number of universities, primarily through the voluntary association of universities, academies, institutes that train students of related specialties in one region. “Our higher education institutions should not be diploma factories. We cannot wait 50 years until this system is self-regulating,” he stressed.
Students of the National University "Lviv Polytechnic" had the opportunity to ask the guest a question. Among other things, they inquired about the process of creating bills that regulate higher education in Ukraine. Providing an answer, Konstantin Ivanovich noted that the long passage of the draft law on higher education in the Verkhovna Rada is due, in particular, to differences in views on the reform of higher education among the rectors and deputies. The Vice Prime Minister stressed that he would support only the bill that would provide the widest possible academic and economic autonomy to higher education institutions, but along with a clear formula for the responsibility of leaders for the quality of education.
During the meeting, students were interested in the prospects for studying and internships abroad. “The government, the relevant Ministry are taking care of expanding such programs. But priority should be given to those specialties that the labor market of Ukraine needs. First of all, it concerns technical and engineering specialties. A good education can also be obtained in Ukraine, if there is a desire to study...”, Konstantin Grishchenko replied.
Student years are the most wonderful time of life. You remember these years later with nostalgia and the desire to return for a couple of minutes and relive everything anew. It seems that only 5 years have passed, and the end of the university is already practically visible behind the mountain of the New Year. At such moments it becomes sad that time cannot be stopped and that it mercilessly erases pleasant memories of the "unhappy" student life. One of these memories happened in the 1st year. We were lucky to rattle when settling into the hostel in the "aquarium" on the 5th (last) floor - the wall of such a room was made of glass blocks, and walking along the corridor it was clear what the living "fish" were doing. The area of such a room was large by the standards of the commandant and settled there for 6-7 people. So we settled 6 people. Relations immediately began friendly, all with a sense of humor, great guys. Lived day after day, from podkol to podkol. And it's April 1st. What are you, such a great razdnik, something must be done! The entire set of pranks on duty had long been used up on simple days, and something terribly magnificent was required here. Fortunately, the Internet was at hand then, and I devoted my free time to searching for that great joke. It turned out that the Internet does not shine (or at least did not shine) with an abundance of knowledge on this topic. However, I found one entry that tells you to put a thread under the sheet with a snake. And when a person settles down to sleep, this thread should be pulled out. Allegedly, there is a feeling that cockroaches are crawling under you. Well, we discussed this joke in a narrow circle and, in the absence of another, began to implement the plan.They chose a victim - she turned out to be Alexander, or simply Sanyok, a man with a good sense of humor and a constant object of our jokes. One person tactfully takes him away to smoke, two more look skeptically at our preparations, but the three of us do everything according to the recipe: we lift the sheet, lay out the thread with a snake, bring the end to my bed, cover everything neatly with a sheet, and then with a bedspread, that is, attach original look. It should be noted that our beds were then already bunk, with good mattresses, for which special thanks to the university administration. Sanya and I slept on the second tiers of adjacent beds. Well, here comes the X hour, we go to bed. Contrary to custom, they all lay down together, insofar as everyone wants to be participants and observers. Evening conversations ended, someone, as usual, said "that's it, hare shit ... it's time to sleep" and silence fell. The expectation that arose in our room could be touched with hands, it seemed so palpable. I decided it was time, and began to pull the thread. Until then, I did not know that a person can jump down a parabolic trajectory from the second shelf from a horizontal position, turning over in the air to a standing position. Nevertheless, I saw it with my own eyes - Sanya jumps out of bed, seemingly touching the ceiling, and in the dark runs to the switch. The five of us neigh like horses, our laughter was heard probably a couple of floors down. I hurriedly pull out the remnants of the thread so as not to be noticed. Turning on the light, our hero runs to the bed and gets up in his tracks. Somehow calming down, we ask - what happened? Answer: "Yes, some crap crawled under me. Cockroaches or bedbugs, hell knows." Even more laughter breaks through us - THIS IS IT! JOKE GOOD!!! The comrade from the Internet did not lie! Sanya, in a state of shock and fear, simultaneously lifts the sheet, examines everything, and, making sure that there is nothing, goes to bed. As you can imagine, the dream was delayed by at least an hour. Everything seems to be done on April 1st.
But the next day it was decided to continue the experiment. Everything repeats: "Let's go smoke?", Bedspread, pillow, sheet, thread, sheet, pillow, bedspread, we sit and wait. Unfortunately, there was no repeated somersault - he just got up and quietly went to the switch, and turning on the light, he stood by his bed, not even making out.
Nevertheless, under the conversations it turned out that again, the bastards were crawling somewhere.
And for some reason, the route again runs through his bed. The rest of the evening passed in a discussion of such a strange phenomenon (yeah, strange))) and its causes. It has been argued that Alexander simply smoked too many cigarettes in his short life. I pick up:
- Yeah, I read somewhere that smoking causes necrosis of the skin and nerve endings. And the brain continues to send signals to them, but only fragments of information come in response, which the brain itself supplements and causes such unpleasant sensations.
After a pause, our hero said:
- I'm quitting smoking!
You won't believe he didn't smoke for a whole week! I was in a panic, how are we going to lay out the thread now ?! As it turned out in vain, he went to the end of the corridor for company, to breathe smoke. Therefore, the preparatory phase was not affected.
On the sixth day, inspiration dawned on us - what if we start not 1 thread, but 3 at once? No sooner said than done.
Only we did not foresee the possibility of tangling the threads and put one on top of the other. As a result, the threads were wound into one lump and not a cockroach crawled under Sanka, but a ROCKET, according to tactile sensations, the size of slippers. The number "flying a person out of bed" and a march to the switch were repeated. And then a misfortune happened - the threads got tangled, formed a lump, and different people have ends, and everyone pulls! I understand the deplorability of the situation and let go of my end. And right before Sanya's eyes, the lump begins to move! He's like yelling:
— Look! Look! Crawling!!!
We come and look. He pokes his finger at some kind of bump, which is frozen in the middle of the bedspread. We stand like this for about half a minute. He brings his finger to this lump, touches it with his finger and at this moment one of the accomplices pulls the thread. You should have seen how he rushed from his bed for a broom ... We just rolled on the floor ... With a broom in his hands, he tears off the sheet and looks for his offender.
He looks at the mattress with an uncomprehending look and picks up the threads from it.
"Well, that's it, the operation failed" - flashed through my head, but Sasha raises the threads in front of his eyes, examines them, and throws out with the phrase
- Some threads ... The Chinese will do it
Despite the fact that the threads were black, and the mattress is absolutely white! After examining the mattress, putting the broom in place, he goes back to sleep, already sure that it was not because of smoking, and that he threw it in vain.
Then there were a bunch of all sorts of crazy ideas that he took seriously, and we played along with him and played our roles. They turned the mattress over, since bedbugs and cockroaches live only on one side of it (PPC, what kind of nonsense?!))) They changed mattresses, since its weight could disable the springs, which begin to behave like a pig. He switched to three meals a day, because his biorhythms could go astray (before that, we ate once a day, because such a horde took 5 liters of soup at a time, and we had to cook ourselves). And a bunch of other stuff that you can't remember now...
The apogee of the whole was his catchphrase, which later became:
- ABOUT! ABOUT! Creeped...
After which we again neighed like a herd of horses. In the middle of the third week, events froze and stopped developing. Therefore, it was decided to reveal the whole secret to the object. 2 mobile phones were pre-prepared for video recording. We waited until he lies down, zakimarit a little. We looked at each other and went to "please" him.
- Saaaaaaaaaaaa! This is a raffle program!!! 2 weeks, 2 weeks brain...your!
And some more words. I need to watch the video, it's still stored somewhere. To which he replied:
- Back off! Let's sleep well! They don't crawl for the first time today...
