Student years. January 24, 2013 in the assembly hall of the National University "Lviv Polytechnic" a meeting of students and teachers with the Vice Prime Minister of Ukraine Konstantin Grishchenko took place.
Rector of the National University "Lviv Polytechnic", Professor Yuriy Bobalo introduced the guest as an outstanding diplomat, who graduated with honors from the Moscow State Institute of International Relations in 1975, held various diplomatic positions, and was the Minister of Foreign Affairs. “This is not the first time Konstantin Grishchenko has been at the Lviv Polytechnic - he has been giving lectures to international students for a long time,” noted Yuriy Bobalo.
Speaking to the student and teaching audience of a higher educational institution, Konstantin Grishchenko noted: “The Polytechnic brilliantly combines the best educational traditions with the high dynamics of educational processes. Even during the short time spent at Lviv Polytechnic, I felt the spirit of Europe, which fills this glorious educational institution, the spirit of creative work, freedom of speech, self-reliance. By participating in international scientific and technical cooperation, European educational and research projects, student exchange programs, Lviv Polytechnic does no less than the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and other departments for Ukraine's entry into the European scientific, technical and humanitarian space.
In his speech, Konstantin Grishchenko shared his own vision of reforming education, in particular higher education. He spoke in favor of reducing the number of universities, primarily through the voluntary association of universities, academies, institutes that train students of related specialties in one region. “Our higher education institutions should not be diploma factories. We cannot wait 50 years until this system is self-regulating,” he stressed.
Students of the National University "Lviv Polytechnic" had the opportunity to ask the guest a question. Among other things, they inquired about the process of creating bills that regulate higher education in Ukraine. Providing an answer, Konstantin Ivanovich noted that the long passage of the draft law on higher education in the Verkhovna Rada is due, in particular, to differences in views on the reform of higher education among the rectors and deputies. The Vice Prime Minister stressed that he would support only the bill that would provide the widest possible academic and economic autonomy to higher education institutions, but along with a clear formula for the responsibility of leaders for the quality of education.
During the meeting, students were interested in the prospects for studying and internships abroad. “The government, the relevant Ministry are taking care of expanding such programs. But priority should be given to those specialties that the labor market of Ukraine needs. First of all, it concerns technical and engineering specialties. A good education can also be obtained in Ukraine, if there is a desire to study...”, Konstantin Grishchenko replied.
Student life, what is it really like? There are many legends about her, and most of all, of course, applicants want to know the truth. Former students are looking forward to the moment when they will enter the walls of the university and be able to proudly call themselves students.
Exams
Student life is such a topic, about which there are just a huge number of stereotypes. Many, at least, think so. However, most of them are true. And absolutely all of them have a completely logical explanation.
“A Thousand Tickets and One Night” is a well-known story about how a poor, unfortunate student is trying to prepare for an exam. People who graduated from universities at least 15 years ago are perplexed: "Why not take and learn everything in advance?" After all, the exam is not announced the day before it should take place! But the student life of young people consists not only of study. Now the 21st century is in the yard, and there are so many different entertainments and activities! So it turns out that when students decide to come to their senses and sit down for textbooks, there are a couple of nights left, or even one. Are you able to pass the exams? Easily! Students have a lot of their own ways and will accept.
How to survive the session?
The question is the most relevant among first-year students. They are no longer applicants, former schoolchildren, but not yet students - that's what all undergraduates and teachers call them. Until you pass the first session - a kind of baptism of fire - you are not yet a student. But exams are just a scary word. In fact, everything is very simple if you prepare (at least one night before the date).
Student life teaches young people and girls to be resourceful, quick-witted, dexterous, cunning. Anyone can learn a hundred tickets and come to take the exam. But all night before that, dancing in a nightclub, coming home at five in the morning, sleeping until six and flipping through the summary in two hours, after which I pass everything as “excellent” - units. It looks like a fairy tale. Only this is reality.
Such rare “instances” are not afraid of surrender, they know how to pull themselves together and put aside all doubts, coupled with complexes. Even if they get the ticket they see for the first time, they will be able to pass the exam. The main thing in this matter is a well-established vocabulary and the ability to “chat” the teacher, and in such a way that it is still on the topic. Needless to say, true art. Unforgettable student life teaches a person not only knowledge in the specialty. To be able to get out of any situation, whatever it may be - that's what a student really learns in this golden time.
Dormitory
Student life in a hostel is a separate issue. There is never a dull moment in dorms. Many students don't even go anywhere because they have fun there too. Friendship in rooms and blocks, night gatherings until the commandant starts to disperse everyone, funny tricks ... And, of course, the most joyful feeling when a neighbor brought treats from home! Eternal attempts to wake up their cohabitants for the first couple, sleepy faces in the corridor, standing in line for the toilet or shower ... And, of course, sleepless nights before tests, when everyone takes turns brewing coffee for the whole room and writing notes with already tired fingers and crooked handwriting. All this is student life. What does it consist of? Basically, the little things. The most different, sometimes not even noticeable.
Independence
But we must understand that the student years are not only fun and entertainment. It's an even bigger responsibility. A student is an adult, an adult. It's time for him to start leading an independent life. And this is not only about leaving your parents for another city to study and continue to ask them for money for maintenance. We need to start working. It is necessary to realize that now this is adult life in all aspects. And you need to start building your future.
Often students look for part-time jobs. The feeling of receiving the first money is unforgettable. Some start working at school. Such individuals quickly adapt to student life. For some, getting a first income can be a difficult test. But this feeling will only strengthen the awareness of one's own dignity, financial situation and help to realize oneself in a particular industry. This is the taste of independent adult life.
Student years are the most wonderful time of life. You remember these years later with nostalgia and the desire to return for a couple of minutes and relive everything anew. It seems that only 5 years have passed, and the end of the university is already practically visible behind the mountain of the New Year. At such moments, it becomes sad that time cannot be stopped and that it mercilessly erases pleasant memories of the "unhappy" student life. One of these memories happened in the 1st year. We were lucky to rattle when settling into the hostel in the "aquarium" on the 5th (last) floor - the wall of such a room was made of glass blocks, and walking along the corridor it was clear what the living "fish" were doing. The area of such a room was large by the standards of the commandant and settled there for 6-7 people. So we settled 6 people. Relations immediately began friendly, all with a sense of humor, great guys. Lived day after day, from podkol to podkol. And it's April 1st. What are you, such a great razdnik, something must be done! The entire set of pranks on duty had long been used up on simple days, and something terribly magnificent was required here. Fortunately, the Internet was at hand then, and I devoted my free time to searching for that great joke. It turned out that the Internet does not shine (or at least did not shine) with an abundance of knowledge on this topic. However, I found one entry that tells you to put a thread under the sheet with a snake. And when a person settles down to sleep, this thread should be pulled out. Allegedly, there is a feeling that cockroaches are crawling under you. Well, we discussed this joke in a narrow circle and, in the absence of another, began to implement the plan.They chose a victim - she turned out to be Alexander, or simply Sanyok, a man with a good sense of humor and a constant object of our jokes. One person tactfully takes him away to smoke, two more look skeptically at our preparations, but the three of us do everything according to the recipe: we lift the sheet, lay out the thread with a snake, bring the end to my bed, cover everything neatly with a sheet, and then with a bedspread, that is, attach original look. It should be noted that our beds were then already bunk, with good mattresses, for which special thanks to the university administration. Sanya and I slept on the second tiers of adjacent beds. Well, here comes the X hour, we go to bed. Contrary to custom, they all lay down together, insofar as everyone wants to be participants and observers. Evening conversations ended, someone, as usual, said "that's it, hare shit ... it's time to sleep" and silence fell. The expectation that arose in our room could be touched with hands, it seemed so palpable. I decided it was time, and began to pull the thread. Until then, I did not know that a person can jump down a parabolic trajectory from the second shelf from a horizontal position, turning over in the air to a standing position. Nevertheless, I saw it with my own eyes - Sanya jumps out of bed, seemingly touching the ceiling, and in the dark runs to the switch. The five of us neigh like horses, our laughter was heard probably a couple of floors down. I hurriedly pull out the remnants of the thread so as not to be noticed. Turning on the light, our hero runs to the bed and gets up in his tracks. Somehow calming down, we ask - what happened? Answer: "Yes, some crap crawled under me. Cockroaches or bedbugs, hell knows." Even more laughter breaks through us - THIS IS IT! JOKE GOOD!!! The comrade from the Internet did not lie! Sanya, in a state of shock and fear, simultaneously lifts the sheet, examines everything, and, making sure that there is nothing, goes to bed. As you can imagine, the dream was delayed for at least an hour. Everything seems to be done on April 1st.
But the next day it was decided to continue the experiment. Everything repeats: "Let's go smoke?", Bedspread, pillow, sheet, thread, sheet, pillow, bedspread, we sit and wait. Unfortunately, there was no repeated somersault - he just got up and quietly went to the switch, and turning on the light, he stood by his bed, not even making out.
Nevertheless, under the conversations it turned out that again, the bastards were crawling somewhere.
And for some reason, the route again runs through his bed. The rest of the evening passed in a discussion of such a strange phenomenon (yeah, strange))) and its causes. It has been argued that Alexander simply smoked too many cigarettes in his short life. I pick up:
- Yeah, I read somewhere that smoking causes necrosis of the skin and nerve endings. And the brain continues to send signals to them, but only fragments of information come in response, which the brain itself supplements and causes such unpleasant sensations.
After a pause, our hero said:
- I'm quitting smoking!
You won't believe he didn't smoke for a whole week! I was in a panic, how are we going to lay out the thread now ?! As it turned out in vain, he went to the end of the corridor for company, to breathe smoke. Therefore, the preparatory phase was not affected.
On the sixth day, inspiration dawned on us - what if we start not 1 thread, but 3 at once? No sooner said than done.
Only we did not foresee the possibility of tangling the threads and put one on top of the other. As a result, the threads were wound into one lump and not a cockroach crawled under Sanka, but a ROCKET, according to tactile sensations, the size of slippers. The number "flying a person out of bed" and a march to the switch were repeated. And then a misfortune happened - the threads got tangled, formed a lump, and different people have ends, and everyone pulls! I understand the deplorability of the situation and let go of my end. And right before Sanya's eyes, the lump begins to move! He's like yelling:
— Look! Look! Crawling!!!
We come and look. He pokes his finger at some kind of bump, which is frozen in the middle of the bedspread. We stand like this for about half a minute. He brings his finger to this lump, touches it with his finger and at this moment one of the accomplices pulls the thread. You should have seen how he rushed from his bed for a broom ... We just rolled on the floor ... With a broom in his hands, he tears off the sheet and looks for his offender.
He looks at the mattress with an uncomprehending look and picks up the threads from it.
“Well, that’s it, the operation failed,” flashed through my head, but Sasha raises the threads in front of his eyes, examines them, and throws out with the phrase
- Some threads ... The Chinese will do it
Despite the fact that the threads were black, and the mattress is absolutely white! After examining the mattress, putting the broom in place, he goes back to sleep, already sure that it was not because of smoking, and that he threw it in vain.
Then there were a bunch of all sorts of crazy ideas that he took seriously, and we played along with him and played our roles. They turned the mattress over, since bedbugs and cockroaches live only on one side of it (PPC, what kind of nonsense?!))) They changed mattresses, since its weight could disable the springs, which begin to behave like a pig. He switched to three meals a day, because his biorhythms could go astray (before that, we ate once a day, because such a horde took 5 liters of soup at a time, and we had to cook ourselves). And a bunch of other stuff that you can't remember now...
The apogee of the whole was his catchphrase, which later became:
- ABOUT! ABOUT! Creeped...
After which we again neighed like a herd of horses. In the middle of the third week, events froze and stopped developing. Therefore, it was decided to reveal the whole secret to the object. 2 mobile phones were pre-prepared for video recording. We waited until he lies down, zakimarit a little. We looked at each other and went to "please" him.
- Saaaaaaaaaaaa! This is a raffle program!!! 2 weeks, 2 weeks brain...your!
And some more words. I need to watch the video, it's still stored somewhere. To which he replied:
- Back off! Let's sleep well! They don't crawl for the first time today...
01/04/12
If for someone student years are the best in life, I have nothing against it. For me, these are not the best and not the worst years, this is just one of the episodes of my life. To thump and seek adventures on my own ..., sorry, the head is not my element, but in everything else I don’t see something so super-unique. Determining your attitude to your student years is a purely individual thing, and the statement under discussion is just one of the common stereotypes, I hate stereotypes. Student life has its objective difficulties. Maybe in the old days, when the whole country believed in a bright future, there was some kind of romance in all this. Now, when every man is for himself (unfortunately), all this "romance" can only evoke longing.
Irinia, 01/04/12
Here I do not like these stamps about "the best years of life". Student - well, if you study in absentia, that is, from session to session - then maybe. What's cool about being in a hospital? Half a day you fool around in class, then another half a day at home on assignments. A colossal load, nerves, a lot of everything that needs to be done. As for me - only for nihilists who, instead of classes, sit in taverns, these can be the best years of their lives. For someone who wants to know at least something, and not just have a diploma, these are years of trouble.
Angelina Bradopitova exSM, 01/04/12
for some it might. for me, to some extent. Of course there were some funny moments that are nice to remember, but basically - some nerves. the session is a huge stress, very high energy costs, because I'm not a nerd, but an ordinary average student, so I study everything the night before the exam. but I start to worry even before the session and then I leave for a long time. before you have time to hand over one, the thought comes: "and soon a new one ..." and this puts pressure on the brain, so whatever I do, it does not bring me joy at all. so being a student is not the best time for me.
Naf Nafych, 01/04/12
Not that I was opposed to such a statement, but I don’t consider them the best in my life either. I won’t deny that there are people for whom the student life passed like a song, and I even have many of those among my relatives and friends, but if we talk about my personal life directly, then my student years were not the best of the lived. I will say more that for me personally, my school years were much more vivid and memorable than boring studies at the university. I didn’t have a particularly warm relationship with my classmates, but they weren’t cold either. In my student life, I certainly had problems, but the vast majority of these problems I myself generated and I will not deny this. Another thing is that I did not find anything interesting in student life for myself. Every student's day is a study week with lectures and practical exercises, preparation for passing modules during the semester, as well as passing tests and exams at the end of the semester. In a word, household dullness.
Unsleep, 21/08/13
Student years are good for being in cheerful companies of young people and learning something that is really interesting. BUT not everyone has the MONEY to look into all sorts of cafes, even travel around their own city - everything that is so advertised not only by the media, but also by parents in their memories. Not all students find happiness in getting drunk. Favorite subjects are more likely to cease to be such when a teacher with low qualifications and a negligible amount of published work walks around the classroom like an audiobook, not answering questions, but only demanding rigorous memorization. To take a step towards the best years of life, students go to work. After all, it is extremely difficult to be a happy beggar in our time. But in this case, they have no time left for fun, but even for sleep. They have job responsibilities and HEADS. And this is no student years. The sun doesn't shine the same for everyone.
Kwan Chang, 25/08/14
I will not argue that student years are the worst in a person's life, but by no means the best. Yes, many of their friends find it during these years, and often their love. And in my student life at the moment, many interesting events have taken place and are taking place. But still - this is study, often intense, dependence on the university, for example, the opportunity to go on vacation only during the holidays. When combined with work, there is very little time left, while the choice of work itself is limited to those that can be combined with study. And for most out-of-town student years, life means living in a hostel, on a few square meters with several people in a room, bedbugs, mice, eternal noise and a shower one per floor, if not per building. In general, not the worst time (compared to school, or, conversely, late old age), but not the best either.
"KP" in Ukraine" has prepared a selection of the best congratulations on the Student's Day, which is celebrated on January 25.
I congratulate you on the student's day,
What would a student want?
It's great to live without knowing problems
And the sessions are easy to pass!
Problems do not know at all in studies,
The fun is overflowing!
There will be no place for sadness, anger,
Life will be like heaven.
Student life is a fun time.
At sessions and couples, the years rush into the distance.
But you have my friend, everything is just ahead,
Just go forward on a happy path.
The tasks of life are difficult, click like nuts,
Let only success accompany you!
Time for lectures, seminars,
Sleep time in the first couple,
Time for friendship and love
Money time for miles
Noisy party time
Days of fun and happy!
Gathering until the morning!
It's student time.
Live these years happily
Bright, happy, beautiful!
You're learning and that means a lot
So let you always be lucky
Let your star of luck
Light the way even in the dark!
Let it be dynamic
Student life.
Live, study well
And stay young!
***
Gnaw at the granite of science and hand over sessions.
While you are young, do not forget to walk.
Mix disco fun with scores,
Drink this nuclear cocktail properly, slowly.
You are in the future - a scientist, so far only a student,
Of course, you are not very old yet ...
If you want to walk, of course, walk!
But don't forget about science granite, student!
Happy holiday to you, student,
Let's congratulate
Wish five
I saw the note
So as not to give up the tails,
To make everything clear
In these best years
May you be successful!
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Student is not just a word
And the state of mind
And there is nothing more beautiful
Than these five years.
We wish you now
Red Diploma
And to teach you
Wanted everything and a lot
Tried not to ask you
To make it fun
To be in time for couples,
Enjoy it all!
***
At this festive table
You have nowhere to go.
Now we'll drink to the diploma
And for its owner.
May he continue to drink joy
And we are not forgotten.
We wish him all the best
Which he wants for himself.
On Student's Day, I wish you to have fun,
And fall in love with your studies forever.
I wish your wishes come true
And in the university of sincere confessions.
I want to be happy every day
And to learn was not too lazy.
May you have hope
And friends are always happy.
I wish there were no troubles in life
And live many bright years.
On the day of the student, let everything be with a bang,
And your life will be bright.
I wish the fulfillment of the cherished dream,
And that you are always cheerful.
Let your life be like a fairy tale
And there will be love and affection in it.
I wish faithful friends on the way,
And smile to the world around soon.
Let life be filled with bright light
And your wish will soon come true.
Happy students day, congratulations,
Only happiness and luck to you,
Everything is easy in life, let it work out
Good luck happens in your life!
I send SMS on Students' Day,
To wish you success!
Compliments for knowledge
Do not get tired of studying!
Happy Student's Day dear!
Let things go uphill
And practical - forest
For some interest!
Let everythnig will be alright -
Cool, friendly and funny!
Happy student day, we congratulate everyone,
We are happy to celebrate this holiday
We wish you an interesting study
And in the future - a decent salary!
Student, forget about everything today
Let's celebrate Tatyana's day at five
May this holiday bring joy
And on the day of January the sun shines brighter!
Let the student's day pass
Without sadness and worries.
Let luck smile
And at least you'll be lucky in some way!
Today is our legal day -
And youth will straighten its shoulders!
Learning is light, fun is shadow,
Let's have fun both day and evening!
Today we can all: dream,
Walk or sleep in pairs ...
And in the dean's office, forgive any morals -
Students all over the country today are right!
Throw your notebooks in the corner
Don't pray for a record
On the day of the student, together with a friend,
You, as it should, come off!
Are you student. We will say out loud:
"That's right for you."
May you even be lucky
Smiling in his sleep.
Congratulations, congratulations!
I wish you much joy.
So that in your record book
Everything was always great!
Being a student is great!
Being a student is a beauty!
Let things go great
You don't have fluff or feathers!
You are healthy, smart, be diligent,
Very adult, but a little - mother's ...
And in wild excitement, do not forget
"Spurs" going to the exam!
Walk from morning to morning
Then you crawl into the doctor,
Then you deserve a monument!
Walk, student, seize the moment!
Tatyana's day - students' holiday,
It brings joy and positivity.
The prankster student hurries to walk
I forgot about couples for a while.
Let there be fewer "tails"
Easy session always!
And let the student not forget
This time is never!
To all conquerors of sciences,
Successful in business and not very,
Hello and congratulations,
So that the union of students is strong!
I wish science to go on without "tension", exams were held in one breath, friends appreciated, teachers respected, so that student years would be remembered as the best in life. I wish you good luck in all your endeavors, easy study, sincere love, real happiness and good, good health in order to endure all this.
The most cheerful holiday has come - the holiday of beauty and youth, carelessness and joy - student's day! I congratulate you, I wish with all my heart that everything in life succeeds, that each of your undertakings ends with a well-deserved success! Happiness, kindness, and may fun and optimism never leave you!
Dear student! If you are still able to accept congratulations, then I wish you that your head is capacious, like a hard drive and that there is always enough memory for all the necessary information, and the body, like a powerful processor, never junk! Happy Student's Day!
Happy Student's Day! On this joyful day, I wish you good teachers, a patient commandant in a hostel, true friends, cheerful girlfriends and more money!
Well, student, congratulations! Accept congratulations and wishes for easy study and carefree youth. Let everything come easy to you, with pleasure, let it please you every day, and not just Student's Day!
